2008 Archive: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent.

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@Eminem_Fan_0009/28/2008 22:51Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Campus_King10/03/2011 01:32The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Startup_Kid10/03/2010 08:17Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Voodoo_3dfx06/23/1996 08:40The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Excite_User_9709/05/2005 15:39This site is very exciting!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost05/13/1997 14:01Laughing at the security of my own ribs!