“My mother was a robot.” “Did she give you enough ‘RAM’?”
Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
2025 Vintage: The HMO
"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT 5.0
I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?