2013 Classic: The Fast & Furious 6 Tank
Why the bridge jump? For a movie that proved the “Family” is officially immune to gravity, friction, and common sense. Part of the 39 Hollywood… Read More »2013 Classic: The Fast & Furious 6 Tank
2013 Legacy: The Vine Video Exhaustion
Watching a six-second video loop on a laptop display three times and asking when the actual movie is going to start, completely confused by the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Vine Video Exhaustion
2013 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2013 Archive: The Justin Timberlake “The 20/20 Experience”
Why the suit and tie? For JT returning after 7 years to prove that he and Timbaland still had the magic for 8-minute pop songs.… Read More »2013 Archive: The Justin Timberlake “The 20/20 Experience”
2012 Legacy: The Giancarlo Esposito Snub
Why didn’t Gus Fring win? Because the Academy felt that voting for Aaron Paul was safer than giving an award to a man who can… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Giancarlo Esposito Snub
2011 Legacy: The Peter Dinklage Coronation
Why did Tyrion Lannister win? For proving that a sharp tongue and a goblet of wine are the most powerful weapons in any kingdom, including… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Peter Dinklage Coronation
2011 Archive: The Tupperware Archaeology
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 2001.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Tupperware Archaeology
2011 Classic: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer have three iPads and a Siri-enabled phone? To make sure he could ignore his family in four different ways. Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: The Power Move
2010 Vintage: The Death of Ronnie James Dio
Why the “Devil Horns”? For the loss of the greatest voice in heavy metal, the man who gave the genre its spirit. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Death of Ronnie James Dio
2010 Archive: The Detective
“The bulb didn’t burn out. It was a planned obsolescence hit job.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Detective