2004 Legacy: White Chicks
Why did the Wayans brothers spend 7 hours in makeup? Because that’s how long it took to turn two FBI agents into the most terrifying… Read More »2004 Legacy: White Chicks
2004 Archive: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Glossy”? Because in 2004, if it didn’t look like it was covered in plastic, it wasn’t modern. Part of the 74… Read More »2004 Archive: The Spreadsheet Goal
2003 Vintage: The “Shock and Awe” Premiere
Why did the Pentagon call it “Shock and Awe”? Because “Very Loud and Extremely Expensive” didn’t have the same ring to it for the 24-hour… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Shock and Awe” Premiere
2003 Archive: The HMO Logic
My HMO won’t pay for a physical exam, but they sent me a 10% off coupon for a coffin. “Planning ahead,” they called it. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The HMO Logic
2003 Vintage: The GPS Navigation
Why did the couple get lost? Because the GPS was so slow that by the time it said “Turn Right,” they were already in the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The GPS Navigation
2003 Legacy: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on my profile picture. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: Spider-Man (The Hype)
Why were the kids climbing the doorframes? Because the trailer for the 2002 movie just dropped, and everyone wanted to practice their “web-slinging” fingers. Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: Spider-Man (The Hype)
2001 Classic: The Glass
I’m a window. I’m just “shattered.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Blue Beverage
A guy asks for a “Blue October.” The bartender says, “It’s a drink, not a band name… yet.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Blue Beverage
2000 Classic: The Cargo Pants
They’ve reached their final form. He has pockets for things he hasn’t even bought yet. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium… Read More »2000 Classic: The Cargo Pants