2003 Archive: The HMO Logic

My HMO won’t pay for a physical exam, but they sent me a 10% off coupon for a coffin. “Planning ahead,” they called it.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

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My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

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@Full_House_Lover07/10/2013 23:56You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Optical_Mouse_9906/27/2000 18:03I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Donnie_Darko_8808/31/2013 12:17Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Numa_Numa_Guy05/06/2000 05:22Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Harambe_Memories03/04/2008 11:15Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Arthur_Fist_Fan12/13/1997 01:00My fist is clenched... with joy!