A flying saucer! He’s taking his illusions to a whole new altitude.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.
hahaha, my dad literally told me this yesterday at dinner. classic!
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.