Why were the kids climbing the doorframes? Because the trailer for the 2002 movie just dropped, and everyone wanted to practice their “web-slinging” fingers.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
There is a joke in my boot!
But you have heard of this joke!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.