2003 Vintage: The “Shock and Awe” Premiere

Why did the Pentagon call it “Shock and Awe”? Because “Very Loud and Extremely Expensive” didn’t have the same ring to it for the 24-hour news cycle.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Ace_Ventura_Pet02/04/2009 01:00Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole09/14/2008 19:10I see funny people... everywhere!

@DragonBall_Z_G01/08/2013 12:49His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Old_School_Frank04/20/1999 04:22We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Filter_Fanatic02/01/2010 22:48This joke looks better with a sepia filter.