I’m a truck driver. I’m just “carrying” the weight.
Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You're On Mute" Edition (2020)
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91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
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