2006 Classic: The Wood
I’m “pining” for a vacation. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Goran Ivanišević Farewell
Why was Split so proud? Because the King of Aces finally stopped breaking rackets and retired, leaving behind a legacy of drama and service winners.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Goran Ivanišević Farewell
2005 Archive: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a charger? So he could “power up” his final invoice for the afterlife. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Final Summary
2005 Classic: The 40-Year-Old Virgin Chest
Why was Steve Carell screaming? Because that waxing scene was 100% real, proving that “Method Acting” in 2005 meant sacrificing your chest hair for the… Read More »2005 Classic: The 40-Year-Old Virgin Chest
2005 Legacy: The Clock
I’m “ticking” off my to-do list. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
2004 Vintage: The Hoobastank Song
Why was the traveler apologizing? Because he was “The Reason” the flight was delayed, and he kept singing it to the flight attendants. Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Hoobastank Song
2003 Classic: The “Mission Accomplished” Costume
Why did the President wear a flight suit? To show the world that if the “Leader of the Free World” thing didn’t work out, he… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Mission Accomplished” Costume
2003 Legacy: The Pink “Try This”
Why Tim Armstrong from Rancid? For the moment Pink decided to become a punk-rock rebel. Part of the 38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Pink “Try This”
2003 Archive: The “Deck of Cards” Ace of Spades
Why was Saddam the Ace? Because in 2003, finding him was the only way to “Win the Game” and finally get a shower. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Deck of Cards” Ace of Spades