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1999 Classic: The Toy Story 2

 “Why is our marriage like Toy Story 2?” “Because you’re a collectible that should have stayed in the original packaging.”

Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User11/06/2005 13:41I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@AOL_Keyword_Jokes09/09/2011 14:28Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Pokemon_Blue01/10/1995 03:27Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Net_Addict_200011/20/2014 20:11My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Unix_Wizard03/08/2005 15:07sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Annoying_Orange09/21/1995 09:52Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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