“Why is our marriage like Toy Story 2?” “Because you’re a collectible that should have stayed in the original packaging.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
2025 Archive: The Met Gala 2025
"I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!