2016 Legacy: The Zootopia Sloth
I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of the DMV in my entire life. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Zootopia Sloth
2015 Vintage: The Leftshark
Why was the centerpiece a shark with no rhythm? Because Katy Perry’s Super Bowl performance was still the best meme of the year, and we… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Leftshark
2015 Classic: The Hoverboard Reality
“I bought a hoverboard!” “Can you fly?” “No, I dislocated my shoulder in the driveway and now I have to explain to the ER nurse why I’m… Read More »2015 Classic: The Hoverboard Reality
2014 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The Orange (End)
2014 Legacy: The Launch of the iPhone 6
Why was “Bendgate” a scandal? Because people realized that if you put your phone in your pocket, it would curve—much like a politician’s stance on… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Launch of the iPhone 6
2014 Archive: The Neighbors Movie
“We have frat boys living next door!” “Are they throwing parties?” “No, they’re just mowing their lawn better than you, and it’s hurting your ego.” Part of… Read More »2014 Archive: The Neighbors Movie
2013 Legacy: The Miley Cyrus Shock
Why did the gym teacher look so completely defeated during the dance routine? Because instead of doing the required rhythmic gymnastics, the middle school students… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Miley Cyrus Shock
2013 Classic: The Neil Patrick Harris Hosting
Why him again? Because NPH can dance, sing, and joke simultaneously, making every other host look like their batteries are running low. Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Neil Patrick Harris Hosting
2013 Classic: The Evil Dead Remake
“I found a book bound in human skin!” “That’s just your old high school yearbook, put it away, it’s embarrassing.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2013 Classic: The Evil Dead Remake
2013 Archive: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug is now officially a 2013 fashion accessory. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Archive: The Moscow Mule