I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of the DMV in my entire life.
Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Saving the best laugh for last!