2013 Legacy: The Miley Cyrus Shock
Why did the gym teacher look so completely defeated during the dance routine? Because instead of doing the required rhythmic gymnastics, the middle school students… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Miley Cyrus Shock
2012 Vintage: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the doomsday preppers. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Big Data Fever
My doctor told me he’s using ‘Big Data’ now. I asked what that means. He said, “It means I have 5,000 files telling me you… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Big Data Fever
2012 Archive: Worst Dressed (The Neon Yellow Trend)
Why so many bright colors? Because the red carpet looked like it had been attacked by an army of office highlighters. Part of the 39… Read More »2012 Archive: Worst Dressed (The Neon Yellow Trend)
2010 Vintage: The Easy A “A”
Why Emma Stone? For proving that a fake reputation and a pocketful of “Pocketful of Sunshine” is all you need to rule a high school.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Easy A “A”
2009 Classic: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Miguel Cotto
Why was Manny the “Pac-Man”? Because he ate up another weight class and won his seventh world title in seven different divisions. Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Miguel Cotto
2008 Legacy: Paris Hilton’s Hat Trick
Why did Paris win 3 Razzies in one night? Because she managed to be the worst actress, the worst supporting actress, and part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: Paris Hilton’s Hat Trick
2007 Classic: The Garden
She told the lawn it was “looking very uninspired today.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The “Irreplaceable” To the Left
Beyoncé just gave us the ultimate directions for getting an ex-boyfriend out of the house. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Irreplaceable” To the Left
2006 Legacy: The Goran Ivanišević Farewell
Why was Split so proud? Because the King of Aces finally stopped breaking rackets and retired, leaving behind a legacy of drama and service winners.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Goran Ivanišević Farewell