Why was everyone taking off their sweaters? “Because it is getting hot in herre… so take off all your itchy wool!”
Part of the 39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Legacy" AI
Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they ...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2023 Classic: ChatGPT Toasts
Why was Grandpa’s toast so... perfect? Because he secretly asked ...read more »
39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition
In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Classic. Simply classic.