2003 Classic: The “Mission Accomplished” Costume
Why did the President wear a flight suit? To show the world that if the “Leader of the Free World” thing didn’t work out, he… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Mission Accomplished” Costume
2002 Classic: The About a Boy
“I’m an island!” “Yeah, and your shores are receding faster than your hairline.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Classic: The About a Boy
2002 Vintage: Nelly’s “Hot in Herre”
Why was everyone taking off their sweaters? “Because it is getting hot in herre… so take off all your itchy wool!” Part of the 39… Read More »2002 Vintage: Nelly’s “Hot in Herre”
2002 Classic: The Office Printer
Why did the lawyer name his printer “The Defendant”? Because it was always jammed, expensive to maintain, and never told the truth. Part of the… Read More »2002 Classic: The Office Printer
2001 Classic: The AI Artificial Intelligence
Why the teddy bear? For a Spielberg movie that started as a fun robot adventure and ended with the most depressing 2,000-year wait in history.… Read More »2001 Classic: The AI Artificial Intelligence
2001 Legacy: The Stethoscope
“Your heart is beating like a drum.” “A good one?” “No, like a drummer who’s just had four espressos.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Stethoscope
2001 Legacy: The Tech-Deck Park
Turning three textbooks, a wooden ruler, and a pencil case into a miniature skate park for your finger-skateboard during study hall. Part of the 34… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Tech-Deck Park
2001 Vintage: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is stuck! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Theodore
2000 Vintage: The Jukebox
A guy looks for a CD in the jukebox. The bartender says, “Just pick a number, it’s all Britney and NSYNC anyway.” Part of the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Jukebox
2000 Classic: The Duty Free Toblerone
Why was it so heavy? Because the 2000 edition was basically a chocolate-filled construction beam. Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium… Read More »2000 Classic: The Duty Free Toblerone