Why did the President wear a flight suit? To show the world that if the “Leader of the Free World” thing didn’t work out, he was ready for Top Gun 3.
Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
The history of humor in one post.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!