Why did the lawyer name his printer “The Defendant”? Because it was always jammed, expensive to maintain, and never told the truth.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Compiled this from source. 10/10.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
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At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
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