1999 Classic: The Toy Story 2
“Why is our marriage like Toy Story 2?” “Because you’re a collectible that should have stayed in the original packaging.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes:… Read More »1999 Classic: The Toy Story 2
1999 Classic: The Vengaboys “We’re Going to Ibiza”
Why the bus? For the year European dance music decided to be as colorful and annoying as possible, and we all loved it. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The Vengaboys “We’re Going to Ibiza”
1999 Archive: The Millennium Clock Anxiety
The older ladies of the altar guild seriously questioning whether the electronic church bells will start ringing backwards or freeze completely on January 1, 2000.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Millennium Clock Anxiety
1998 Legacy: The Computer Virus
“My computer has the ‘Monica Virus’. It doesn’t do anything, but it keeps trying to ‘suck’ all the data out of my hard drive.” Part… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Computer Virus
1998 Archive: The Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Watching Johnny Depp do drugs in a bucket hat has made every college dorm room smell like incense and regret. Part of the 74 Observational… Read More »1998 Archive: The Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
1998 Archive: Britney Spears
Why was the world “Hitting her baby one more time” in 1998? Because Britney proved that a school uniform and a catchy hook could conquer… Read More »1998 Archive: Britney Spears
1997 Archive: The Draft Beer
Why was the draft beer so cold? It forgot to close the window. Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice… Read More »1997 Archive: The Draft Beer
1997 Classic: Google.com
How did we find out if the turkey was done? We “Googled” it on a brand-new domain name, but by the time the search results… Read More »1997 Classic: Google.com
1997 Legacy: The Wu-Tang Forever
I don’t know much about finance, but I know that “Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ Wit.” Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Wu-Tang Forever
1997 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Dennis Franz? Because at this point, the Emmy Academy was legally obligated to give him a trophy every time he took off his shirt… Read More »1997 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)