How did we find out if the turkey was done? We “Googled” it on a brand-new domain name, but by the time the search results loaded, it was already Christmas.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
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Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!