Why was “Bendgate” a scandal? Because people realized that if you put your phone in your pocket, it would curve—much like a politician’s stance on a controversial bill after a meeting with a donor.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
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