2009 Classic: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Miguel Cotto

Why was Manny the “Pac-Man”? Because he ate up another weight class and won his seventh world title in seven different divisions.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »

Diving deep into the world of aquatic humor.Why don’t swimmers ev...read more »

A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »

Why did the sideline look like a Silicon Valley office? Because e...read more »

In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »

Turning left for four hours is a professional skill.Why did the N...read more »

Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »

A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »

Why were we looking at 2026? Because the World Cup is in North Am...read more »

Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »

Why was Miami still the center of the universe? Because Messi ann...read more »

In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »

In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »

Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch03/24/2010 12:15There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Motherboard_Max12/19/2001 22:24This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Overclocker_Pro11/28/2000 02:33My CPU is running hot after this one!

@WiFi_Zero_One07/26/2009 08:35Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Requiem_Dreamer04/18/1995 18:54That was intense... and funny!

@Pwnage_King11/09/2000 19:26Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@No_Way_Jose11/28/2011 01:48No way! That’s too much!