2012 Vintage: The Duck

I’m “quacking” up at the doomsday preppers.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero09/22/1996 01:54I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Msdos_Expert01/02/2001 07:11DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Campus_King10/04/2013 23:00The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Trainspotting_Rent05/16/2000 12:08Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Animorphs_X10/31/2006 13:42I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@First_World_P06/29/2007 19:47My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler09/11/1997 07:16May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost05/29/1997 09:43Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

@Last_Commenter03/30/2003 09:02Saving the best laugh for last!