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2008 Legacy: Paris Hilton’s Hat Trick

 Why did Paris win 3 Razzies in one night? Because she managed to be the worst actress, the worst supporting actress, and part of the worst screen couple—proving that her “brand” is a full-time job for Razzie voters.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
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2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
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2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
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2023 Legacy: The "Johnny & Clyde" CGI
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2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
 Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
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2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
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33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
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38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
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2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
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@SpaceJam_Fan10/27/1998 06:07Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Java_Script_Kid05/05/2010 14:36Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@WinAmp_Shaker04/05/2001 09:32It really whips the llama's ass!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette09/28/2008 05:46I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Motherboard_Max11/06/2013 08:18This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@CRT_Degauss08/03/2001 18:59BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Jackass_Johnny11/18/2007 20:07Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Talladega_N_R11/08/2003 19:55If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan01/24/2015 22:25Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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