Why was Split so proud? Because the King of Aces finally stopped breaking rackets and retired, leaving behind a legacy of drama and service winners.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Turning left for four hours is a professional skill.Why did the N...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
High five for this joke!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.