Why was the traveler apologizing? Because he was “The Reason” the flight was delayed, and he kept singing it to the flight attendants.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2004 “Flip Phones & Smoke Monsters” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
True story! I was there!