Why the remake? For proving that Steven Spielberg can direct anything, even a 60-year-old musical, and make it look like it was filmed yesterday.
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2021 “Spider-Verse, Sandworms & Family Chains” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
Why Dev Patel? For a movie that proved that if you want a job don...read more »
2023 Classic: The Past Lives Subway
Why the "In-Yun"? For a movie that made everyone text their middl...read more »
2023 Classic: The Ken Energy
Why Ryan Gosling? For proving that being "Just Ken" is a full-tim...read more »
2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kinds of Kindness
Why the dance? For the annual tradition of Emma Stone and Yorgos ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
Why Jesse Plemons? For a two-minute scene so terrifying that ever...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Why the delay? For a sequel that felt like the last guest at a pa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2020 “Tenet Inversion, Couch Premiers & Zoom Red Carpets” Edition
In 2020, the most dramatic thing in Hollywood wasn't a plot twist...read more »
😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition
In 1997, Hollywood was obsessed with scale. If it wasn’t the most...read more »
2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals ar...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Hollywood decided that the big screen was officially bac...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.