2018 Archive: The Hereditary Tongue Click
If I hear that “cluck” sound in a dark room, I am moving to a different dimension. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Archive: The Hereditary Tongue Click
2018 Archive: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a facial recognition scanner to the funeral? To make sure the “heirs” actually matched the photos in the will. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The Inheritance
2017 Vintage: The AirPods “Flex”
Why did the manager keep his white sticks in his ears during the entire fire drill? To show everyone that he lives in a “cordless”… Read More »2017 Vintage: The AirPods “Flex”
2016 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving twenty consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2016 Archive: The Cam Newton Super Bowl Presser
Why was the hoodie so low? Because he lost to the Broncos’ defense and realized that “Dabbing” isn’t as fun when Von Miller is chasing… Read More »2016 Archive: The Cam Newton Super Bowl Presser
2016 Vintage: The 10 Cloverfield Lane Tension
Why John Goodman? For proving that a bunker with a survivalist is scarier than any alien invasion happening outside (maybe). Part of the 39 Hollywood… Read More »2016 Vintage: The 10 Cloverfield Lane Tension
2015 Classic: The Destiny Taken King Launch
Why half the boys in the senior class suddenly developed a mysterious “24-hour sickness” the day the ultimate sci-fi shooter game got its massive expansion.… Read More »2015 Classic: The Destiny Taken King Launch
2014 Classic: The Password
I’m “locking” my life with a thumbprint. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: Best Country Album
Why Same Trailer Different Park? Because Kacey Musgraves told us to “Follow Your Arrow,” and it led her straight to the podium. Part of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: Best Country Album
2014 Legacy: The Pessimist
“The bulb’s death is a metaphor for the entropy of the universe.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Pessimist