Why John Goodman? For proving that a bunker with a survivalist is scarier than any alien invasion happening outside (maybe).
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I am adding this to my links page right now.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".