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2017 Vintage: The AirPods “Flex”

 Why did the manager keep his white sticks in his ears during the entire fire drill? To show everyone that he lives in a “cordless” reality.

Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & FaceID” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan04/06/1996 17:07Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@WinAmp_Shaker01/14/2000 20:40It really whips the llama's ass!
@Net_Neutral_9511/22/2015 07:12This is why we need the internet.
@Sion_Partier12/06/1995 17:38The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Cow_And_Chicken09/07/2013 08:13Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Uncle_Rico_9805/10/2001 00:07I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Orange_Mocha_F12/13/1996 21:53Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Chocolate_Rain04/17/2006 07:46I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

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