2009 Legacy: Twilight
New Moon: Why was the werewolf so shirtless? Because Jacob Black decided that shirts were “so 2008,” and being a “Team Jacob” member meant braving… Read More »2009 Legacy: Twilight
2008 Vintage: The Sand
I’m “shore” things will get better. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Silicone Wristband Armor
Still wearing a massive stack of fifteen different colored charity bands up to your elbow to prove you support literally every social cause on Earth.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Silicone Wristband Armor
2008 Legacy: The Olympic BMX Debut
Why were there bicycles on the dirt track? Because the Olympics finally realized that kids would rather watch people jump over mounds of dirt than… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Olympic BMX Debut
2007 Classic: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Classic: The Bookmark
2007 Classic: Worst Screenplay
Why I Know Who Killed Me? For a story so nonsensical that even the characters in the movie didn’t seem to believe it. Part of the… Read More »2007 Classic: Worst Screenplay
2006 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Julia Louis-Dreyfus? For officially ending the “Seinfeld Curse” and making Jason Alexander very jealous. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Jack… Read More »2006 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2006 Vintage: The Phil Mickelson Winged Foot Meltdown
Why was “Lefty” so heartbroken? Because he only needed a par on the 18th to win the US Open, but finished with a double-bogey and… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Phil Mickelson Winged Foot Meltdown
2005 Archive: The Zathura
“We’re playing a board game that’s actually real!” “Is it the one where the loser has to pay the taxes?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2005 Archive: The Zathura
2005 Classic: The Domino Movie
“I’m a bounty hunter!” “The only thing you’ve ‘captured’ lately is a cold.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers”… Read More »2005 Classic: The Domino Movie