New Moon: Why was the werewolf so shirtless? Because Jacob Black decided that shirts were “so 2008,” and being a “Team Jacob” member meant braving the October cold with 6-pack abs (or a very good Sharpie drawing).
Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Dead Internet" Ghost
Why was the ghost just a glitching QR code? Because in 2025, 90% ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Reptilian" (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)
Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie)
Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Caitlin Clark" Effect
Why were so many ghosts wearing basketball jerseys? Because women...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition
In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »
2022 Classic: Stranger Things 4 (Eddie Munson)
Why was the guy on the roof playing a guitar solo? Because "Chris...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I am crying... with laughter!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!