2014 Legacy: The Pessimist
“The bulb’s death is a metaphor for the entropy of the universe.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Pessimist
2013 Vintage: The Shirley Bassey Performance
Why was she there? To show Adele that a 76-year-old can still sing “Goldfinger” and make the room shake. Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Shirley Bassey Performance
2013 Vintage: The Movie 43 Nightmare
Why did Movie 43 win Worst Picture? Because it’s the only film that makes you wonder if the entire A-list cast was being held hostage during filming.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Movie 43 Nightmare
2012 Archive: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 67 Classic… Read More »2012 Archive: The Fan
2010 Archive: The Old Spice “Man Your Man Could Smell Like”
Why was the uncle talking to the camera? Because he was on a horse (the ottoman) and kept saying, “Look at your man, now back… Read More »2010 Archive: The Old Spice “Man Your Man Could Smell Like”
2010 Archive: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
Why was the movie so frustrating? Because it ended right when things got good, leaving us all “campsite-bound” for the next six months. Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
2010 Legacy: The Eat Pray Love
“I’m going on a journey to find myself!” “Start with the laundry room, I think ‘yourself’ left a pile of socks there three days ago.” Part… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Eat Pray Love
2010 Classic: The Facebook Comment Blunder
Posting a full grocery list containing “PRUNE JUICE CORN FLAKES METAMUCIL” directly onto a teenager’s public profile wall instead of writing it on a paper… Read More »2010 Classic: The Facebook Comment Blunder
2009 Vintage: The Launch of Fitbit (First Tracker)
Why were we counting steps? Because 2009 was the year we started wearing a tiny plastic clip to prove that we walked to the fridge… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Launch of Fitbit (First Tracker)
2009 Legacy: Twilight
New Moon: Why was the werewolf so shirtless? Because Jacob Black decided that shirts were “so 2008,” and being a “Team Jacob” member meant braving… Read More »2009 Legacy: Twilight