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2013 Vintage: The Movie 43 Nightmare

 Why did Movie 43 win Worst Picture? Because it’s the only film that makes you wonder if the entire A-list cast was being held hostage during filming.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Terminator_2_Fan03/12/1997 12:20Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Fight_Club_Tyler03/26/2012 04:25The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@WiFi_Zero_One05/09/2011 01:03Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Cyber_Security_X11/16/2008 01:28Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Nu_Metal_Kid06/08/1999 21:34I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
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@Pwnage_King08/14/2001 01:27Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Cloud_Computing11/18/2002 12:17Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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