2004 Classic: The Radio
She hates “Garage Rock.” She says, “If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn’t it cleaning it?” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2004 Classic: The Radio
2004 Legacy: The “City of God” Surprise
Why was the Brazilian film nominated for 4 Oscars? To remind us that the best movies of the year usually don’t have a marketing budget.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “City of God” Surprise
2004 Archive: The Jimmie Johnson Rise
Why was the #48 car becoming a problem? Because he won 8 races and started a run that would eventually make the rest of NASCAR’s… Read More »2004 Archive: The Jimmie Johnson Rise
2003 Legacy: The 2003 Technology Gap
I have an iPod that holds 2,000 songs, but my car still only has a cassette deck. The struggle is real. Part of the 69… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 2003 Technology Gap
2003 Legacy: The Best Original Score
Why did Frida win? To prove that Mexican folk music is the perfect soundtrack for painting and pining. Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Best Original Score
2003 Legacy: The “White Flag” Dido
She will go down with this ship, and she won’t put her hands up and surrender. It’s the official anthem of stubbornness. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “White Flag” Dido
2002 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2002 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
2002 Legacy: The Shadow
I’m a ghost. I’m just “following.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Xbox vs. GameCube War
Why were the skeletons fighting in the living room? Because you were either a Halo fan or a Super Smash Bros. Melee fan, and there… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Xbox vs. GameCube War
2001 Vintage: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card number into a cordless telephone because Grandpa firmly believes the mail-order operator is standing on the other side of an… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout