I’m a ghost. I’m just “following.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
A classic from the Spanish web too!
Problem? No, just laughs!