Why were the skeletons fighting in the living room? Because you were either a Halo fan or a Super Smash Bros. Melee fan, and there was no middle ground in the console wars.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & The Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
2022 Classic: Stranger Things 4 (Eddie Munson)
Why was the guy on the roof playing a guitar solo? Because "Chris...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
2022 Archive: Negroni Sbagliato... with Prosecco in it
Why was the witch ordering such a specific drink? Because Emma D'...read more »
2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Reptilian" (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)
Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition
In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »
2022 Classic: The "James Webb" Space Photos
Why were the ghost's eyes sparkling like distant galaxies? Becaus...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, Halloween was a mix of cosmic tragedy and battle royale ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
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