Why did Frida win? To prove that Mexican folk music is the perfect soundtrack for painting and pining.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Killers of the Flower Moon" Snub
Why did it lose all 10 nominations? Because the Academy decided t...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Wicked win? Because building the Emerald City is the only...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Film Editing
Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a "Classic" year? Because it was the night the "Barben...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition
In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »
2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wicked" Visuals
Why did it sweep the technicals? Because Cynthia Erivo and Ariana...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
Why was Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes a lock? Because making ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Messi the Dog Appearance
Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!