2003 Legacy: The “White Flag” Dido

She will go down with this ship, and she won’t put her hands up and surrender. It’s the official anthem of stubbornness.

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@Fight_Club_Member12/01/2015 14:29I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu05/08/2011 22:22Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Anchorman_Ron09/23/2001 13:25I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Leet_Speaker_7706/07/1996 19:287h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Web_2_0_Fan10/12/2005 19:29This is the future of humor!