Why was he so green? Because after 8 hours in makeup, Jim Carrey realized that being a hermit in a cave was actually a pretty… Read More »2000 Archive: Jim Carrey (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
Why did he thank the other nominees? Because when you’re Michael Caine and you win your second Oscar, you can afford to be the nicest… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Michael Caine Win
Why was the teen drama so “dark” this year? Because Sarah Michelle Gellar proved that even the holidays are just a game of chess played… Read More »1999 Classic: Cruel Intentions
Why was the candle so happy? It was “lit.” Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
Carrying three massive hardcover textbooks at once, giving eighth-graders the posture of ancient philosophers. Part of the 33 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1998 “Furby… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Heavy Backpack Workout
Why were the baseball bleachers so crowded? Because Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa were in a home run race that made the ball look like… Read More »1998 Archive: The McGwire vs. Sosa Chase
Keeping a plastic stack of prepaid long-distance minutes in a wallet like cash, and carefully tracking every single minute spent talking to out-of-state relatives. Part… Read More »1997 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Cards
Why was the office cursed? Because the receptionist didn’t forward the “Lucky Irish Email” to 10 people. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997… Read More »1997 Classic: The Email Chain Letter
Why did she end the night so quickly? Because even the host knows that once the Best Picture is announced, the only thing people care… Read More »1996 Classic: The Whoopi Closing Line
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