Why was the teen drama so “dark” this year? Because Sarah Michelle Gellar proved that even the holidays are just a game of chess played with velvet chokers.
Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s… 1999” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Great Robot Dog" Walk
Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition
In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
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2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition
In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
You must construct additional laughs!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Heh heh heh. Good one.