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1998 Vintage: The Heavy Backpack Workout

Carrying three massive hardcover textbooks at once, giving eighth-graders the posture of ancient philosophers.

Part of the 33 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1998 “Furby Invasion, Britney Spears & iMac G3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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