Why did he thank the other nominees? Because when you’re Michael Caine and you win your second Oscar, you can afford to be the nicest guy in the room while everyone else is crying into their champagne.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2010 “Hurt Locker, Avatar & Kathryn’s History” Edition
In 2010, the 82nd Academy Awards were a classic David vs. Goliath...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did the gladiators sweep? Because the sound of a rhino chargi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best International Feature
Why did Emilia Pérez win? Because France reminded us that a Spani...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition
In 1998, the 70th Academy Awards weren't just an awards show; the...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Cinematography
Why did Dune: Part Two win? Because Greig Fraser managed to make ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Anya Taylor-Joy Look
Why did she look like a mermaid? To remind us that Furiosa is com...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anora win? Because writing a movie that feels like a two-...read more »
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39 Oscars Jokes: The 2023 “Multiverses, Hot Dog Fingers & The Brenaissance” Edition
In 2023, the 95th Academy Awards proved that if you have enough g...read more »
2024 Archive: The John Cena "Costume" Moment
Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition
In 2004, the 76th Academy Awards were less of a competition and m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant "Snark" Return
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!