2022 Classic: The Euphoria
She’s watching the show. I told her I don’t understand the glitter. She told me I don’t understand “art.” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2022 Classic: The Euphoria
2021 Archive: Vaccine Passports
Why was the seating chart so technical? Because “Entry to the Dining Room” required a QR code scan and a 15-minute debate about which booster… Read More »2021 Archive: Vaccine Passports
2020 Legacy: Language
English US (Jokes) / Polish (Narrative). Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Spider
I’m “weaving” a web of delivery orders. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and don’t check your ‘Feed’ for 12 hours.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition… Read More »2019 Classic: The Pill Logic
2019 Classic: The MRE “Pizza” (Batch 3)
Why is it still the currency of the desert? Because in 2019, a “Shelf-stable Pepperoni” is the only thing that hasn’t changed in a world… Read More »2019 Classic: The MRE “Pizza” (Batch 3)
2019 Archive: Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy”
Why was the toddler wearing oversized neon clothes? Because she was the “baaaaad guy (duh)” and spent the meal parping along to the bassline. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy”
2018 Archive: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a facial recognition scanner to the funeral? To make sure the “heirs” actually matched the photos in the will. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The Inheritance
2018 Vintage: The 50 Shades Freed
The series is over. I told her I’m free. She said, “You’re ‘freed’ from the burden of choice—we’re watching The Crown tonight.” Part of the 66 Marriage… Read More »2018 Vintage: The 50 Shades Freed
2018 Vintage: The Memory
“Doctor, I forgot my TikTok handle.” “That’s a blessing. Let’s keep it that way.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances &… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Memory