Skip to content
Home » The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2019 Classic: The MRE “Pizza” (Batch 3)

2019 Classic: The MRE “Pizza” (Batch 3)

Why is it still the currency of the desert? Because in 2019, a “Shelf-stable Pepperoni” is the only thing that hasn’t changed in a world of constant “Transformation.”

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Legacy: The "Cyber" Awareness 2023
Why did the Sergeant fail the security test? Because he tried to ...read more »
41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition
In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2025
Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Patriot" vs. "Everything"
Why is the Patriot the MVP? Because it’s the only 40-year-old in ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "GPS" Spoofing over Israel
Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Exoskeleton" Rollout
Why did the 2025 Infantry look like "Iron Man"? To make sure they...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition
In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »
37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
2024 Classic: The F-16 Arrival
Why did the F-16 take 2 years to get to Ukraine? Because the "Unb...read more »

😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: The "Nuclear" Exercise (Steadfast Noon)
Why the noise? To remind everyone that the "Big Sticks" are still...read more »
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Russian" Tank Production
Why the T-62s? To prove that "Vintage" is a legitimate tactical c...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid11/30/2015 17:35Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Forrest_Gump_8810/21/1997 09:52Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Forrest_Gump_Running07/14/2004 18:37Laughing is as laughing does.
@SoulSeek_Fan03/22/1995 18:29Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Donnie_Darko_8812/31/1998 07:43Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Judge_Dredd_Law06/25/1999 04:21I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Animated_Mail_G07/13/1999 05:47The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Web_Crawler_9612/17/2008 17:13Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Dark_Web_Joker01/13/2004 22:32Found this on the deep end of the net.

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.