Why is it still the currency of the desert? Because in 2019, a “Shelf-stable Pepperoni” is the only thing that hasn’t changed in a world of constant “Transformation.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Laughing is as laughing does.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Found this on the deep end of the net.