Why was the uncle talking to the camera? Because he was on a horse (the ottoman) and kept saying, “Look at your man, now back to me,” while holding a bowl of stuffing.
Part of the 33 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & Instagram” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey
Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »
2023 Archive: Asteroid City
Why was the table so symmetrical? Because after the Wes Anderson ...read more »
2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "1-2 Buckle My Shoe" Remix
Why were the kids singing about footwear? Because an old nursery ...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Smurf Cat" (Shailushai)
Why was there a blue cat with a mushroom hat on everyone's phone?...read more »
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition
In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
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The cat is just sitting there laughing!
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