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2009 Vintage: The Launch of Fitbit (First Tracker)

 Why were we counting steps? Because 2009 was the year we started wearing a tiny plastic clip to prove that we walked to the fridge and back.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy06/29/2012 18:39Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Beanie_Baby_Collector04/16/2008 20:46This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy02/21/1997 19:11Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club11/01/2008 12:49A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Philosoraptor_X10/30/2004 09:06If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Confused_Travolta11/18/2012 22:54Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Ring_Member_9801/30/1999 16:31Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Evolution_Dance01/01/2001 14:56The history of humor in one post.
@No_Way_Jose12/14/2001 13:40No way! That’s too much!
@Cloud_Computing01/29/1995 18:01Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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