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2013 Vintage: The Shirley Bassey Performance

Why was she there? To show Adele that a 76-year-old can still sing “Goldfinger” and make the room shake.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky10/18/2005 20:31I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Seinfeld_George03/09/2000 14:34What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Clueless_Dionne10/14/2002 00:35Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Inkjet_Printers10/09/2005 13:03Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink02/28/1995 04:12I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Pedro_For_Pres04/28/2003 14:19Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Loituma_Girl03/03/2014 01:01Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan09/26/2006 15:14My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Get_Flash_Player07/04/2012 17:11Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Runescape_Noob10/08/1997 06:29Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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