Why were there bicycles on the dirt track? Because the Olympics finally realized that kids would rather watch people jump over mounds of dirt than walk for 50 kilometers.
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As if! This is too funny.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
We created a monster... of a joke!