2018 Archive: The Hereditary Tongue Click

If I hear that “cluck” sound in a dark room, I am moving to a different dimension.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

People are still camping out for "limited edition" colors. It’s ...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

Mia Goth is a star! The trilogy is over and I’m officially a fan...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

@Nsync_Justin01/24/2007 23:29Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Winamp_Playlist11/22/1998 22:24Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Starship_Troopers05/26/2001 09:13I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Fifth_Element_Lelu11/18/2011 13:47Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Diva_Plavalaguna05/16/2008 17:39The highest note of humor!

@Step_Brothers_B07/12/1997 19:54Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Trogdor_Burn02/01/1999 02:50Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@Deal_With_It_G06/30/2006 12:49Deal with it. This is gold.